Evolution. Now there is a topic for this morning. Let’s look at the stages of “The Evolution of Man.”
- Junk is here. (or there) not sure
- Junk wants a brain (not sure how since no brain is present to begin with)
- Junk creates a brain (not sure what it is created from)
- Brain decides it needs to be nourished (it must be hungry)
- Brain decides it wants to eat to nourish the brain (hungry pains are terrible but ol yea they are not created yet – no stomach)
- Brain decides it needs a stomach first so it can have hunger pains to recognize it needs to nourish itself.
- Brain creates a stomach (so junk was first a big brain with a stomach)
- Brain / Stomach now have pains really bad but nothing to eat (what is pain)
- Brain / Stomach after billions of years decide – hey – I need something that is not created yet, so I can eat and nourish me.(Brain and Stomach – glad they lasted without no nourishment that long)
- Brain / Stomach creates something to eat – (this took 1.37690 million years – sorry but Brain and Stomach had to figure out how to till the ground – not there yet – plant seeds – not there yet – water – not there yet – Ha Ha) lol
- Brain / Stomach now has something to eat but no way to get it to the Stomach to nourish the Brain.
- Brain / Stomach after much thought and hunger pain creates a mouth
- Brain / Stomach / Mouth now after millions and millions of years have something to eat and a mouth to eat it (Hallelujah)
- Brain / Stomach / Mouth decide to eat the something but how to get it to the stomach or should it just go to the Brian.
- Again, after millions of years, Brain / Stomach / Mouth decides it will need something (TEETH) to chew the something created to nourish the Brain with. (Not sure what chew is as of yet)
And that is about as STUPID as I could make it. IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED. It takes more faith to believe in evolution than to read the creation account and believe that the earth and everything in it was created… “Evolution is not scientific nor is it sensible.” John Butler The REAL drive behind evolution is society wants to explain the universe and leave GOD out of it. “I have made the earth, the man and the beast that are upon the ground, by my great power and my outstretched arm… Jeremiah 27:5